androgynousdouby:

The calm before the storm

— Anonymous: what do u think about nicki skinny shaming in anaconda?

prayistrash:

I think skinny ppl can turn off her song and open literally any magazine, watch any other video or movie and tv show and see their body types idealized and praised

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

tevinterfell:

"I was born in the wrong generation," I sigh wistfully and stare romantically into the distance. "I wish I was alive in 2186 to witness the reapers attack earth."

compassfox:

drop-bass-not-babies:

Nothing says “I support gay equality” like a straight couple kissing in public.

… I’m a girl

We’re both girls

video game meme → [2/7] male characters - Delsin Rowe
You seem to be getting the hang of your new, uh… symptoms. Right!? The only downside being… nope, can’t think of anything. This is pretty freaking awesome!

blankettalia:

qqmoarz:

"You’ve just got dealt a bad hand."

Amen.

aischeu:

hello my name is Ivan and I have a connor problem OTL

mildlyamused:

Writing your own stuff: ‘Oh man this is the greatest story ever.’

Reading your own stuff after a month: ‘Welp, let’s set this travesty on fire and never speak of it again.’

'There is a world of difference between what we see and what is.'

proloqu0r:

I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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